Oh man i fucking love adverts and work meetings
Iām looking forward to watching nature documentaries from the '90s in full VR from within my post-apocalyptic habitat, watching them until my goggles fill with tears
āRemember birds? Birds were sweet as.ā
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Absolutely just asking for an evolution of that āWhen I came, there was a fresh cup of tea on the deskā except now itās āWhen I came, i found that Iād thrusted all the way to a strangerās wake in Lutonā
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Bet theyll have Skyrim on it
Iāll just play Transport Tycoon again, like I do on every single piece of technology Iāve ever owned
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Canāt stop thinking about this (Paris Hilton is one of my guilty pleasures, in that I think sheās secretly a genius in the way she presents everything this sort of half-mocking mannerā¦ like, she knows everything is bullshit and is trying not to Fleabag to the cameraā¦ I might be wrong but I think sheās brilliant The Simple Life has a lot of Partridge levels gags)
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This is essentially setting up a dystopian future where the elite are uploaded to the metaverse to spend eternity being sucked off on the top of a skyscraper in paradise while the rest of us drown in floodwater and eat rats
I once met a vers
Did you click āexcitedā on the poll though?
it asked me my name
I told it what it was
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Is it that thing where you have sex through a headset like in that data bullock 90s Sci fi film?
Iām excited if so.
Leaving that typo. Itās her cyborg sex name.
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This is officially the most Theo joke that has ever been made on this website
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Think you need to pair a headset with a sex toy thatās synced to whateverās going on, whether thatās partner(s) or a recording.
I assume, anyway. Not like this is anything Iāve researched in the context of AI-assisted blow job machines to enable to me finally exist free of all human contact or anything. Hypothetically. In theory.
Sorry what were we talking about?
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That amazon prime show where the guy dies and goes into a metaverse and then has sex with his missus. The suit she wore in that was disgusting
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Give it a quick rinse first, sure itās fine
They were rented
Yeah, see above
