The mind is like a filing cabinet

That’s a thing people say. Any others?

The eyes are the windows to the soul


Opinions are like arseholes


Life is like a box of chocolates

Garlic is an onion


Life is like a cow

An old man stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup. He is a fool.


Goofy is a cow.


Give a man a fish and he’ll eat well for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll kid himself sovereignty is a thing.

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Feet are the breath and socks are the lungs.


the bicycle is the common man’s horse

the moon is the sun of the night time

Heaven is a truck

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My mind is like a plastic bag.

Heres the thing. I used to think that was utter nonsense but my brain on amphetamine vs without is so drastic its kind of insane. My brain felt like a dodgy circuit board. All the information was there but i could physically feel it struggling to reach the front of brain (for real i never noticed this before the adhd meds and assumed it was kinda normal to feel that way) but now i can hold and easoly recall information… well as long as on my meds. In the evening im even worse than before!!! But at least then i just need to sleep and wind down. God forbid i ever have kids as i have no idea how ill manage :sweat_smile: