That’s a thing people say. Any others?
The eyes are the windows to the soul
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Opinions are like arseholes
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Life is like a box of chocolates
Garlic is an onion
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Life is like a cow
An old man stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup. He is a fool.
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Goofy is a cow.
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat well for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll kid himself sovereignty is a thing.
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Feet are the breath and socks are the lungs.
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the bicycle is the common man’s horse
the moon is the sun of the night time
Heaven is a truck
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My mind is like a plastic bag.
Heres the thing. I used to think that was utter nonsense but my brain on amphetamine vs without is so drastic its kind of insane. My brain felt like a dodgy circuit board. All the information was there but i could physically feel it struggling to reach the front of brain (for real i never noticed this before the adhd meds and assumed it was kinda normal to feel that way) but now i can hold and easoly recall information… well as long as on my meds. In the evening im even worse than before!!! But at least then i just need to sleep and wind down. God forbid i ever have kids as i have no idea how ill manage 