Im going to be a bit sad and post a picture of my door knob:
Finally put it on the door after having to stick my finger in the hole for months to open the door 
It’s brolite which is a new version of Bakelite I think. Doesn’t have the same amazing feeling of an old Bakelite door knob but I’m still really pleased. Really like Bakelite fittings. Would love some light switches but cba.
ANYWAY, today is Friday the 13th. So I will be watching Friday the 13th… and all the others as is tradition.