Aye that patter is shite but you do get the occasional gem, the guy singing āFootballās Coming Homeā over the PA as the tube pulled into Bank over the summer was great.
One thing I have noticed in the 6 year gap I had between commuting by tube is that people are far more willing to give up their seats to people, and Iāve noticed far more blokes will offer up to a female women if oneās going spare, nice to see 