The mysterious hidden secrets of the Pyramids

They’re fucking triangles, mate. It’s not that big of a secret is it.

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built by aliens as well, bet you didn’t know that!

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Can’t believe they’ve stopped doing these. After all the fuss they made about them.

Pyramid teabags? More like ‘very mid teabags’ imo

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You really love saying stuff like this

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Pyramints were directly inspired by the custom of ancient Pharaohs to fill their tombs with mint fondant.

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Philomena Cunk asking that Egyptologist if they started building at the top and worked down is an exceptional piece of TV.

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i don’t think they’re triangles

What the heck are you talking about!?

They’re a load of bollocks tbh, nuff said

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Yeah love it in fairness to me

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they’re not triangles

I reckon they are, famously, one of the most triangular things in our realm (see also: Doritos)

you reckon incorrectly

You ask a seven year old to draw you a picture of the pyramids, you’re getting nothing but triangles from the little prick

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Imagine everyone got their own individual one when they died, each the size of the proper big lads in Egypt. All we’d be doing as a species would be building pyramids, we wouldn’t have time (or room) for anything else.

There’d be a pyramid backlog stretching out for centuries. The logistics don’t bear thinking about.

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