#96

!!

#97

could have snuck in much earlier in the day while the flap was fully open. Then you unwittingly shut him inside and he feels compelled to blast his way out with brute force

CASE SOLVED!

#98

Although our cats’ super senses would have sniffed it out earlier. This is in the thread ↑ if you would care to peruse.

#99

Frank tried to get through a friends catflap a few years back and end up with it round his nose, stuck.

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#100

Too much pussy flap chat for Wednesday

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#101

Let me remind you that Frank’s head is the same size as a cat.

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#102

I’ve skim read it, I think that’s as good as you’re gonna get from me

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#103

Also, would your cats have reacted like they did to another cat being in the house?

#104

Maybe, they hate Flufkins (he’s a prick to be fair) but are pretty cool with the other neighbourhood cats.

#105

Joining the dots here:

blaming a fox is low Balonz

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#107

Fluffy twat who comes round spraying his piss like some sort of tough lad. Not so tough when I come out though, Flufkins*? Leave my girls alone you prick!

*probably not his real name

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#108

I predict that a beast SLAMMED into the closed catflap attempting to access the tasty cats inside. The beast failed to pry open a hole big enough to enter the property but instead broke the mechanism and got its head stuck in the catflap. In panic it SMASHED the catflap off the door and stepped back with the catflap still attached to itself wearing the PVC necklace. It then PRIED the catflap off itself and fled away into the night.

Is there any further evidence at the scene? Any hair or scratch marks?

#109

I don’t think so but hopefully forensics will be round this afternoon.

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#111

I haven’t seen if he has. The Cat’s protection woman said that every area has at least one unneutered Tom knocking about.

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#112

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#113

I really want season two of Taboo. Fuck your films off Tommy and get on Taboo 2!

#114

It was me. I sent the kittens round to smash up your gaff for copying me all the time. THIS IS YOUR WARNING

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#115

omg you are so brave, selfless, and caring
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#116

My wife just witnessed a battle between one of our girls and a big fella called Tazzy from a couple of doors down through the catflap. I caught him near the backdoor the other day today and spotted him when the girls have been bouffed. I think we have our culprit.

What can I do about it? Could look into getting a chipped flap that would stop him getting in (if I can find one that would fit) but they like to fly in through the flap when being chased and they might smash their faces in/not get in in time.

I can keep chasing him off but he is pretty bold.

Cat Thread :cat2: (rolling)
#117

I might know some people who know some people, if you get my drift…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_Cat_Killer

Actually he’s probably in your neck of the woods anyway, just got to wait it out.