The name Beatrice

Is just Beat Rice without a space.

Any other fun facts about names?


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Q: What do you call a person without shins or calves or an ankle or most of their foot in their leg but they do have the rest of the usual stuff?

A: Antony (An-Toe-Knee)


Sometimes Beatrice will be having a dish from the Chinese takeaway and someone will ask me where is Beatrice?

I will answer

She be at rice.


So far this thread is going a lot better than I had expected!

Thanks to all who have posted.


I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say it is our pleasure.

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I’ve noticed that the older I get the more Beatrices I know

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Any Beatrices under the age of 31?

  • Ja
  • Nee

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Loads under ten.

Thomas is just a badly misspelled version of Thomann

Jame Beatrice

‘That’s my name, don’t wear it out’, I sometimes say. And nobody has yet, touch wood!

I also know someone named Bea around that age and have never inquired about her full name; she is quite obnoxious so I suspect she is a Beatrice

  • Obie Trice
  • Oh, Beatrice!

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Bea-trice, real name, no gimmicks.