#42

You’ve lost me, train. Get children to throw eggs at me which I then eat while spinning around on a space hopper?

#43

have you pat your shants

#44

They arent children, just short. But yes it is similar to your description but I am also using my legs to dance

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#45

I’m home now. I have not soiled myself.

I think my second mistake was assuming I’d be fine to do the 35 minute drive to work about 35 seconds after shouting into the toilet bowl.

I am now acutely aware of all the points that it is (mostly) safe to abruptly pull over on my drive to work.

#46

It’s hard to have any sympathy for you. If I know that you’ve got shit bowels why in God’s name are you eating takeaway sushi and drinking out of date beer?

You do it to yourself, you do, and that’s what really hurts.

#47

My bowels have (mostly) done me proud today, Irons. They’ve soldiered through when it’s counted the most. It’s my upper digestive system that’s badly let me down.

To answer your original question: because I am a highly sophisticated modern man with an eye for a bargain. You cunt.

(Phone attempted “hard-on” in place of “bargain” there)

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#48

Actually this is very true, the only other DiSer I’ve known to purchase out of date beer was @anon29812515. Peas in a sophisticated pod.

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#49

I’m liking this post for the second half obviously! When I saw Ash a few years ago I was surprised by how fun it was. Hope you get better sleep soon and all.

#50

Haha, thanks.

Yeah I’ve seen them many times over the years and it’s always great fun. The band always seem to be enjoying it too.

#51

Please do not @ me in a daily thread.

All beer I have purchased has been within date. Maybe not at its best but in date.

Goodbye.

#52

My girlfriend and I walk this dog, a minature schnauzer, we met through Borrow My Doggy.

As a Christmas present his owner gave us a 2017 calendar she’d made up, full of pictures of him. LOOK AT THIS ONE (he is on the left, not that it makes that much difference)

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#53

yes!

#54

I apologise wholeheartedly @anon29812515

#55

Anyone got one of those Amazon Echos? A hands free music solution might be very very useful for me.

#56

Morning!

In a pretty good mood. Started the day howling along to the boss and I arrived at the office to find barely any emails in my inbox :slight_smile:

#57

I’m meant to be doing this all day job interview thing tomorrow that involves presentations, a technical test, interviews, etc, but I think I’m going to cancel it, I really can’t be bothered

#58

You’re hired!

#59

can I have a salary bump?

#60

Too far. Clear your desk, I want you out by the end of the day

#61

I think this is the longest I’ve held down a full time job

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