The next big thing

Giants
Humpback whales
Mount Everest
St Bernards

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Christmas

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When’s that?

It’s already begun

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Tell me about it. I have to hawk all this festive tat and come home covered in glitter for another 6 weeks!

Any political party that pledges to ban glitter gets my vote.

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Do you reckon people who buy St Bernards know what they’re letting themselves in for, or they just live lives of escalating chaos like the film Beethoven?

I like when they have the barrels

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There’s probably a bag of gravel out there with a really big stone in it just waiting to be unleashed by an unsuspecting patio re-doer.

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Had forgotten about that. Not sure how getting booze off a dog is supposed to help trapped mountaineers though

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I mean, I’d like it and I’m free on a floodplain. My dog doesn’t use the fridge though :frowning:

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Would love a dog just turning up with a little cart of assorted cans

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The Labour Party.

I see you’re all in the pocket of Big Thing

Or are you just pleased to see me?

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Sounds like a Fall album title

https://www.next.es/en/style/st312543#648394

My stomach.

I reckon Australia have the right (big) idea

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