Giants
Humpback whales
Mount Everest
St Bernards
Christmas
When’s that?
It’s already begun
Tell me about it. I have to hawk all this festive tat and come home covered in glitter for another 6 weeks!
Any political party that pledges to ban glitter gets my vote.
Do you reckon people who buy St Bernards know what they’re letting themselves in for, or they just live lives of escalating chaos like the film Beethoven?
I like when they have the barrels
There’s probably a bag of gravel out there with a really big stone in it just waiting to be unleashed by an unsuspecting patio re-doer.
Had forgotten about that. Not sure how getting booze off a dog is supposed to help trapped mountaineers though
I mean, I’d like it and I’m free on a floodplain. My dog doesn’t use the fridge though
Would love a dog just turning up with a little cart of assorted cans
The Labour Party.
I see you’re all in the pocket of Big Thing
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Sounds like a Fall album title
My stomach.
I reckon Australia have the right (big) idea