#62

What’s Dolly done in the past week?

#63

Cher is good. Just forked out a lot of money for two tickets to see her for Mrs HYG’s birthday so she’d better remain good too.

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#64

xylo saying elvis three times only counts once.

#65

danny devito

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#66

Sung something? I dunno.

#67

Just looked. Said she didn’t label herself a feminist and downplayed MeToo. Not a great look I guess.

#68

Love Cher - will never forget her on a chat show (Graham Norton possibly) where she was talking about plastic surgery and said “if I want to get a pair of tits on my back that’s nobody’s business but my own” <3 <3 <3

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#69

officer.

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#70

Idris Elba

Also Luol Deng.

#71

I don’t understand?

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#72

Yeah I didn’t get that right did I. The joke I was aiming for was that Cher was referring to hypothetically having a pair of breasts surgically attached to her back, the wording of which could also be used by a sleazy gentleman caught by a police officer, in flagrante with an obliging lady of the night indulging in niche sexual roleplay.

Needs some work.

Jokes you've made without a flicker of acknowledgement (rolling)
#73

Its Naga Munchetty you morons.

#74

Kathy Burke, cheers

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#75

Disqualified as she has resigned from being a celebrity.

#76

Mark Hamill

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#77

well, quite :wink:

#78

gf got us tix to see cher coz shes a huge fan but she refused to tell me how much they cost

#79

I got them last week, so it was through Ticketmaster’s resale site (think the gigs sold out straightaway) and two of the worst seats in the O2 on a Monday night were £130 each including fees.

#81

PCBE

#83

Instead of playing the hits he used the opportunity to plug his latest single. Which unsurprisingly, was a truly terrible song.