Sad times for us all here, we’re praying for him.
I wonder who Our Lord will choose as his successor? Feel free to vote for your favourite from BetFred’s odds:
Let’s have a conclave
I wanna have a conclave
Lock the doors tight
Let’s have a conclave
(Motherfucker)
I’m gonna let you have it
Let’s have a conclave
I wanna have a conclave
Pray, turn, work
Let’s have a conclave
We’re gonna serve
And pray and turn and h-h-honey
Give it The Antichrist until the end of the season.
Wow I haven’t thought about this in years
Are you mad? He’s the last person who should get it
That’s because Francis has been Pope since 2013 
Congrats on the promotion
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves!
get them in the mixer, I say.
My money’s on Monsignor Vincenzo Paglia
The Holy Father anointed his successor in December 2023 during a meeting at the Vatican, in accordance with the will of the Almighty. I have spoilered the image for those who wish to preserve the intrigue and enjoy the traditional theatre of the conclave, but just know that it is a fait accompli. 
Fr. Ange Popestecoglu
we need someone who’s not afraid to drive over JD Vance with the Mercedes Benz G-Class Popemobile
it’s time to put the belt on Colm Meaney
not so fast
To go to itchy and scratchy land
Next one’s gonna be a proper fash isn’t it
