Let’s see if we can make people do stuff.
What shall we tell @anon5266188 to do?
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Fuck off?
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Bet he really wants to scratch his nose right now. Right on the tip.
Who works in an office?
With a kitchen and a fridge.
I am on a conference call so you are 100% correct
Xylo wants to be very conscious of his own breathing imo
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Always in my coat pockets m9
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Fuck off that’s my yawn get your own
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ur stuck
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Saps has just noticed that his anus feels slightly damp
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Can someone go back in time and suggest I go to sleep instead of getting involved with silly threads on here? 
As if this shit would work on my level of intellect.
Hey Lonzy, I know what you fancy doing.
Get a post-it note and write “Communal - please help yourself” on it and then go and put it on someone else’s stuff in your work fridge.
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Everyone who reads this will suddenly feel compelled to like it.
how are you still awake
i can’t tell if you’re up early or late
I went to sleep eventually
Literally had to flag three of your posts today for direct personal abuse and the mods have been absolutely actionless.
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Had to?
What you haven’t already got the plague vaccine? 
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