The proof is in the pudding


#1

No.


#2

it’s a hair’s breath away from being right though


#3

There’s no point crying over spilt milk
dwiw ya cunners


#4

ahh one time i spilled milk everywhere and my mum was about to shout at me and I said ‘there’s no use crying over it’ real quick and everyone laughed


#5

You can’t break eggs without making an omelette tbf


#6

@saps has found a way


#7

Truly remarkable man, when you think about it (him)


#8

Money is the root of all evil.


#9

Never lick a gift-horse in the mouth


#10

worse things happen at sea

well not really anymore I would imagine, probably quite a safe form of transport…


#11

have you never read moby dick??


#12

afraid not, i have read The Old Man and the Sea if that’s any use?


#13

And surely Tiddler?


#14

obvs, and the Snail and the Whale.


#15

And the pudding, in this case, is a football.


#16

unless you’re a slave on a vietnamese fishing boat/hostage of somali pirates/refugee left to drown by Australian/EU authorities


#17

FUCKING USELESS *****