The proof is in the pudding




it’s a hair’s breath away from being right though


There’s no point crying over spilt milk
dwiw ya cunners


ahh one time i spilled milk everywhere and my mum was about to shout at me and I said ‘there’s no use crying over it’ real quick and everyone laughed


You can’t break eggs without making an omelette tbf


@saps has found a way


Truly remarkable man, when you think about it (him)


Money is the root of all evil.


Never lick a gift-horse in the mouth


worse things happen at sea

well not really anymore I would imagine, probably quite a safe form of transport…


have you never read moby dick??


afraid not, i have read The Old Man and the Sea if that’s any use?


And surely Tiddler?


obvs, and the Snail and the Whale.


And the pudding, in this case, is a football.


unless you’re a slave on a vietnamese fishing boat/hostage of somali pirates/refugee left to drown by Australian/EU authorities