The proof is in the pudding

No.

it’s a hair’s breath away from being right though

There’s no point crying over spilt milk
dwiw ya cunners

ahh one time i spilled milk everywhere and my mum was about to shout at me and I said ‘there’s no use crying over it’ real quick and everyone laughed

@saps has found a way

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Money is the root of all evil.

Never lick a gift-horse in the mouth

worse things happen at sea

well not really anymore I would imagine, probably quite a safe form of transport…

have you never read moby dick??

afraid not, i have read The Old Man and the Sea if that’s any use?

And surely Tiddler?

obvs, and the Snail and the Whale.

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And the pudding, in this case, is a football.

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unless you’re a slave on a vietnamese fishing boat/hostage of somali pirates/refugee left to drown by Australian/EU authorities

FUCKING USELESS *****

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