Lizards age differently
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Like I’d be saying “shit, that looks just like Quen. Bet she gets that a lot” but no way would I stop to talk to her/ask
died excited about going to itchy and scratchy land?
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How long will Charlie be King?
- <10 years
- 10-20
- 20-30
- 30+
- Never
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my heart actually skipped a beat there you bastard
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Ah, here it is
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“If you ever hear Haunted Dancehall (Nursery Remix) by Sabres of Paradise on daytime Radio 1, turn the TV on,” wrote Chris Price, a BBC radio producer, for the Huffington Post in 2011. “Something terrible has just happened.”
When she got to the till, opened her mouth and said ‘and one would also like 20 Benson & Hedges and a packet of Rizzla king size’ that would give the game away
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Denmark Hill, apparently. 
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Harry’s deffo been out for king rizla before innit.
FTFY
ridiculous country for cunts.
as a regular in that particular one stop for the past 3 years i can confirm i have never seen the queen there… or have i?!
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Talking about the football World Cup the other day, a friend of mine who isn’t interested in sport hates nationalism said: “If England win this tournament, I hope the Queen dies later that same day.” Genius.
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I’ll be doing whatever it is I do every day.
Imagine wishing death on a 92-year old woman, eh?
[runs out of thread, muting, bye!] 
ftfy
reckon I’ll join in the pile on
Ha ha. It’s a shame he isn’t Scottish. Would’ve been better if he was.
The Smiths will have a good chance of topping the charts that week I reckon.