The Queen has died

Wake up, sheeple

official: queen has died, probable murder/suicide pact with the king, prince phillip

https://twitter.com/elliotwagland/status/1016247483457064960

Respect for them if she pops it and they delay to not spoil it for Southgate’s Wonders.

Im hearing double homicide, the word POW written next to the corpses

POW = prince of wales = Charles, Her son

tbh tho, regardless of their position, they are p. old, hope they are not in pain or anything

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likely suspects: ghost of diana, “3 down” scrawled ominously in blood on the privy wall

Scooby doo ending: ‘ghost of diana’ unmasked as Mo Al Fayed

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“why, this blood on the wall was simple corn syrup dyed red! and the ghostly light was merely dry ice and a halogen light bulb!”

Imagine if the Queen did a Babchenko, faked her death, and turned up on RT or Al Jazeera or something

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Possibly kinda related

think we have freedom? Think again

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