The Queen is...

dead excited about the rumour going round on Twitter! Some squaddie got a WhatsApp! Looks legit!

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Oh you’ve changed your tune.

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Old hyg, loves the queen

Princess Elizabeth of Greece and Denmark is dead doesn’t have the same ring.

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Important we have a dedicated thread.

Just in case, like.

Well up for this. WELL UP.

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Reckon King Charles might rig the election in favour of the absolute boy and the Green New Deal, you know.

Please hit play upon hearing confirmation and set to maximum volume

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Heard they’re just checking with VAR

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How have I only just noticed that cock. Christ

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This isn’t what I meant when I called that thread ‘Countdown to the lizard cull’ but it’s a start.

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The Queen didn’t kill herself!

… wikiwiki Slim Shady

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Here you go

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Ohhhhh!

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This got a proper giggle out of me, ngl

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Quite surprised noone beat me to it tbh.

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Perhaps she’s faked her own death and announced it via a soldier’s cock to once again ‘throw shade’ at Trump, or Brexit, somehow. Such a badass!

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