The Queen is...

She’s always laughing her head off in any photos you see of her now. Makes me very suspicious.

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That’s just how her face settled when they had her stuffed.

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Reminds me of the lad who “worked from home” on a Friday and then when called by his boss to find out why he wasn’t replying to emails turned out to be at Alton Towers.

That picture you’ve chosen for her has absolutely done me

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Googling “The Queen looking sad” came up trumps.

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I’ve heard they’re very willing to partake in a ‘paddock burial’, even though she’ll be quite chewy

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Sadness in her eyes

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Oh my god. My hometown clearly knows about this thread

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As a complete tangent, a friend of mine lives near a funeral directors which has palm trees outside. It’s known locally as Costa del Death. Made me laugh anyway.

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I found the mental image of her being sprayed in the face by a water pistol immensely funny

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She was overheard saying ‘Fuck that boring politics shite’

So, today’s appearance? Hologram, stand in or pre-recorded?

Ah the bobcat

She’s holding the Resurrection Staff, it temporarily restores her life force…

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Vaguely reminiscent of


(Moon Knight reference for those that don’t know.)

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I assume this has been edited but either way, great stuff

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@MartinClunes any comment on this BLUNDER at the jubilee celebrations last night? Very DISRESPECTFUL to our BELOVED, DEAD Queen imo.

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ITV News covered the event and described the Queen as being ‘animated’

DON’T GIVE THE GAME AWAY LADS!

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