The Queue Thread has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

I hear she’s well into japes like this, always editing people’s Wikipedia entries and so on for the bants

FTFY

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I’m still on strike from tomorrow. If her death is wasted on a day when I wasn’t at work anyway I’ll be fucking livid.

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just recovering from a monster hangover, I bet.

If the Queen died it’d be…

  • Good for Labour
  • Good for Tories
  • Time to feast on goo / election cancelled

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they should seal the entire royal family in her mausoleum.

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death faked to get the heat off andrew. she’s chilling on a miami beach smoking a number with biggie, tupac and elvis.

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In a weird coincidence, the code for announcing the queen’s death to authorities etc is ‘London Bridge is down’

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Just take a pause for a minute and imagine this is actually true, and that the leak is genuine. Imagine this being the first instance of a monarch’s death being announced by a WhatsApp knob-chat. Just imagine that with me.

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CONTENT THIEF

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Or by coincidence she passed away tonight

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Just so shocked at the level of Gibbo and Ricey’s banter that she can’t take it

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RIP you will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

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Can’t sleep, too excited.

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Not real, lads, all those times people have asked God to save her in the song, law of averages said he’s got to have paid attention.

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Anyone know if Ricey’s mate’s texted him back yet?

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I’m excited

because even if the queen isn’t dead now, she will be dead soon

This isn’t the Secret Plans Lair! No airing of your secret plans in here!

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Absolutely fucking buckled

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