I hear she’s well into japes like this, always editing people’s Wikipedia entries and so on for the bants
FTFY
I’m still on strike from tomorrow. If her death is wasted on a day when I wasn’t at work anyway I’ll be fucking livid.
just recovering from a monster hangover, I bet.
If the Queen died it’d be…
- Good for Labour
- Good for Tories
- Time to feast on goo / election cancelled
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death faked to get the heat off andrew. she’s chilling on a miami beach smoking a number with biggie, tupac and elvis.
In a weird coincidence, the code for announcing the queen’s death to authorities etc is ‘London Bridge is down’
Just take a pause for a minute and imagine this is actually true, and that the leak is genuine. Imagine this being the first instance of a monarch’s death being announced by a WhatsApp knob-chat. Just imagine that with me.
CONTENT THIEF
Or by coincidence she passed away tonight
Just so shocked at the level of Gibbo and Ricey’s banter that she can’t take it
RIP you will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
Can’t sleep, too excited.
Not real, lads, all those times people have asked God to save her in the song, law of averages said he’s got to have paid attention.
Anyone know if Ricey’s mate’s texted him back yet?
I’m excited
because even if the queen isn’t dead now, she will be dead soon
This isn’t the Secret Plans Lair! No airing of your secret plans in here!