The rhyming celebrity activity game

A friend introduced me to this at the weekend and I basically can’t stop thinking about it, not even enjoying it very much anymore.

Here we go, it’s like a cryptic crossword but better probably.

Mexican/American actress auctions her one person boat.

Salma Kayak?

I hate myself for even trying

3 Likes

Kanu?

Nwankwo Kanu?

1 Like

Legally Blonde actress fatally stabbed

I haven’t explained the format properly. The answer was, of course

Selma Hayek sells her Kayak

Reece Withericeknife

2 Likes

DiSer tries hard but ultimately has no success

Royter Hatfood

3 Likes

Theo?

Going to need to narrow this down a touch

I hate you.

1 Like

Spanish actor came into my bar and started smashing everything up

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s huge furry wishing stool

1 Like

handsome actor does a poo

This is going horribly

Time Traveller Does a Shit

Marty McShite

Antonio Banned-his-ass

Tom Baker lays a caker