The rhyming celebrity activity game


#1

A friend introduced me to this at the weekend and I basically can’t stop thinking about it, not even enjoying it very much anymore.

Here we go, it’s like a cryptic crossword but better probably.

Mexican/American actress auctions her one person boat.


#2

Salma Kayak?

I hate myself for even trying


#3

Kanu?


#4

Nwankwo Kanu?


#5

Legally Blonde actress fatally stabbed


#6

I haven’t explained the format properly. The answer was, of course

Selma Hayek sells her Kayak


#7

Reece Withericeknife


#8

DiSer tries hard but ultimately has no success


#9

Royter Hatfood


#10

Theo?


#11

Going to need to narrow this down a touch


#12

I hate you.


#13

Spanish actor came into my bar and started smashing everything up


#14

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s huge furry wishing stool


#15

handsome actor does a poo


#16

This is going horribly


#17

Time Traveller Does a Shit


#18

Marty McShite


#19

Antonio Banned-his-ass


#20

Tom Baker lays a caker