I haven’t explained the format properly. The answer was, of course

Selma Hayek sells her Kayak

Reece Withericeknife

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DiSer tries hard but ultimately has no success

Royter Hatfood

3 Likes

Theo?

Going to need to narrow this down a touch

I hate you.

1 Like

Spanish actor came into my bar and started smashing everything up

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s huge furry wishing stool

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handsome actor does a poo

This is going horribly

Time Traveller Does a Shit

Marty McShite

Antonio Banned-his-ass

Tom Baker lays a caker

Lone Ranger actor invents toothpaste containing bicarbonate of soda

Limestone Cowboy

Jean Claude Van Damme lays a big coiler fam

Peter Davison has a gravy bum?
Peter Capaldi curls one out behind the bins at Aldi

I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’m all that good at this.

Patrick Troughton curls one out-en