Spanish actor came into my bar and started smashing everything up
Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s huge furry wishing stool
handsome actor does a poo
This is going horribly
Time Traveller Does a Shit
Marty McShite
Antonio Banned-his-ass
Tom Baker lays a caker
Lone Ranger actor invents toothpaste containing bicarbonate of soda
Limestone Cowboy
Jean Claude Van Damme lays a big coiler fam
Peter Davison has a gravy bum? Peter Capaldi curls one out behind the bins at Aldi
I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’m all that good at this.
Patrick Troughton curls one out-en
William Hartnell follows through on a fart… nell
Jon Pertwee’s arse gets squirty
This is like when Karl Pilkington did Rockbusters
Doc Brown’s steaming turd
*Christopher Lloyd’s steaming toyd
I was in Texas the other week, I fell over and landed on my knees in a puddle. (WH)
“put those letter’s on Clare;'s desk…oh and have a good Christmas”