well some of us are still 13 year old boys
i was walking down a street (it wasn’t particularly a quality street, just a street, but there was a hill on it) and I was wearing a Ash’s goldfinger t-shirt. A spide shouted to me across the street:
"here mate, do you know what a goldfinger is?"
before I could (if was going to reply)
“it’s you finger up someone’s rectum ahahahah*”
*I’ve edited this slightly to tone it down
This was a good thread, eh