The role playing thread: golf

Course: the mound, london
You have: a putter, wood and iron club. The numbers have faded
The weather: gusty with a dash of rain
The t is situated at the bottom of the mound with the hole furthest corner away to the right surrounded by shrubs and ornaments.

Balance: £34.50

Par is 4

Good luck

Heckle caddy

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four!

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Issued with a fine: fine is 44.50

Game over

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You have concussed a legendary level 18 black cab

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Fucks sake Xylo!

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Drop wood

Caddy picks up wood

Stroke caddy face

Youve been issued a fine. Fine is 13.50

Balance remaining 21.00

Putt ball into hole.

The ball rolls speedily and hits the base of the mound. The ball stays still

Clap

I’d like to donate my £34.50 to charity, please

You have unlocked the diamond encrusted caddy bag. Equip now?

34.50 donated to @xylo

Game over

Equip diamond encrusted caddy bag

do i still have my axe?

Youve been carted off to scotland to play real golf.

Level up

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