The role playing thread: golf

Boiled condom

Look

Its a drink

Look around

Youre no longer on the mound. Youre in scotland

Where in Scotland?

combine: boiled condom with diamond bag

Trump International golf links

You have stained the bag

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sell bag on ebay

Youve been fined 34.50 for trying to sell @ma0sm s inventory

Game over

Find Trump

:cry: was really sure that a diamond encrusted bag would put me into massive profit here

You swimg with the bifgest swing youve ever swung. The ball flies majestically into a hungry jacks. Investigate?

Hit ball in hole

Investigate

Success! You win

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Trump is longer at hungry jacks. The flught cost you your life savings.

Game over

I should probs work now

Ah damnit, just not as good at these things as shrewbie

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POWER DRIVE