The sad demise of Stretch Armstrong

Stretched beyond even his capabilities, lifeforce leaking from his body over the course of weeks (making a fucking mess of my utility room)

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Shame about Kool Bob Love as well

Look at him go

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A haunting image

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this is quite disturbing

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A stretch too far

I was not involved in the final stretch but I did witness it.

was there ever one of them that didn’t burst within a couple of days?

This guy has been around for a couple of years.

More like stretch armweak, actually! Haha!

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Bit of respect for the fallen, please.

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Okay sure: I respect you @anon3515918

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No sympathy for Rigid Pissweak. This is on him. Phony

Why?!

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Pun naming skills, mainly

Left to die on a tin of Quality Street, wearing nothing but his pants. Robbed of dignity in his final moments.

RIP Stretch.

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It’s what he would have wanted, a final chance to display his brave stoicism.

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Not a single tear, not a single cry of pain.

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Never noticed before, but Stretch looks a little like Trump doesn’t he - well, maybe Trump’s impression of himself…

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You take that dirt outside of your mouth. Right now.

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