#7

I was not involved in the final stretch but I did witness it.

#8

was there ever one of them that didn’t burst within a couple of days?

#9

This guy has been around for a couple of years.

#10

More like stretch armweak, actually! Haha!

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#11

Bit of respect for the fallen, please.

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#12

Okay sure: I respect you @Scott_Chegg

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#13

No sympathy for Rigid Pissweak. This is on him. Phony

#14

Why?!

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#15

Pun naming skills, mainly

#16

Left to die on a tin of Quality Street, wearing nothing but his pants. Robbed of dignity in his final moments.

RIP Stretch.

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#17

It’s what he would have wanted, a final chance to display his brave stoicism.

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#18

Not a single tear, not a single cry of pain.

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#19

Never noticed before, but Stretch looks a little like Trump doesn’t he - well, maybe Trump’s impression of himself…

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#20

You take that dirt outside of your mouth. Right now.

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#21

Sorry Tone, but along the lines of this…

…Stretch Armstrong is rubbish :-1:

#22

I don’t even know what to say to that

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#23

Googled Stretch Armstrong because I remember the one I had as a kid looked different, this was on the first page of results

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#24

Sickening

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#25

When I was about 25 my brother bought me a Stretch Armstrong. Fucking loved that little stretchy guy. Then one day one his wanker colleagues came over, started tying him in knots and caused exactly the same injury as you show here @anon29812515.

I still hate him to this day.

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#26

Ftfy