The sad demise of Stretch Armstrong

[Petagno]

Sorry Tone, but along the lines of this…

@japes

was there ever one of them that didn’t burst within a couple of days?

…Stretch Armstrong is rubbish

[anon5266188]

I don’t even know what to say to that

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Googled Stretch Armstrong because I remember the one I had as a kid looked different, this was on the first page of results

[anon29812515]

Sickening

[colinfilth]

When I was about 25 my brother bought me a Stretch Armstrong. Fucking loved that little stretchy guy. Then one day one his wanker colleagues came over, started tying him in knots and caused exactly the same injury as you show here @anon29812515.

I still hate him to this day.

[Aggpass]

@colinfilth

@Balonz.

I still hate him to this day

Ftfy

[anon5266188]

NO.

[Icarus-Smicarus]

@anon5266188

A haunting image

sadness in his eyes

[Ruffers]

I used to have his pal/sworn enemy, he had an exposed red brain

[Icarus-Smicarus]

@colinfilth

Then one day one his wanker colleagues came over, started tying him in knots and caused exactly the same injury as you show here

I didn’t even know Stretch Armstrong had a job!!!

[Ruffers]

he was kinder than he seems irl

[Aggpass]

With free cock pump!

[Icarus-Smicarus]

Now just imagining Stretch Armstrong in a suit with a briefcase getting on the tube to go to work

[Mangum_PI]

Is this a euphemism?

[Ruffers]

it is