The sausages in there are jank, bruv


#1

Is what I heard some yoots say in Tezza yesterday lunchtime (in reference to the Tesco canteen). I don’t eat sausages so it doesn’t affect me.


#2

In card game terminology, “jank” means a high variance and usually ineffective deck that works only very occasionally. Some people find this to be fun.


#3

My partner has started buying turkey sausages and then cutting them open and making meatballs out of the innards


#4

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#5

This is irregular behaviour.


#6

That man is on the toilet. This fact is referenced on the card.


#7

It’s not my place to say


#8

Well you can say that I am saying it.

It’s janky.


#9

Why would I say that?


#10

Remember Carsten Jancker


#11

Force her hand into a full on confrontation re. the turkey sausage meatball situ.


#12

i had sausages in a big yorkshire pudding with mash and gravy in the Asda cafe the other day

the sausages were indeed jank


#13

Yes, wasn’t he part of the Junker elite?


#14

Bought some reduced venison snags from speno’s at lunch.


#15

I don’t mind it


#16

I loaded up on HCB’s today and some Jalapeno giant corn.


#17

Didn’t realise how many HxB’s we’ve got in the freezer. Been told not to buy any more :disappointed:


#18

Does she know you can buy turkey mince?


#19

Probably


#20

Had a full english at Morrisons cafe the other day and the Sausages were very good I can report.