The sausages in there are jank, bruv

Quite strange that there isn’t a youth oriented slang term for sausages isn’t there? Tubes, or something.

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Yeah I think we were all stitched up by @rich-t claiming limited supply of the choc and salted caramel ones. There are fucking loads. Stop trying to push up sales!

bare jank tubes m9

Haven’t bought a full priced packet yet either, yellow labels all over those fuckers every lunch time.

Janky brass swine johnnies.

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He was no Jan Koller

he’s older than you!

Chuckling quite hard at this. Gonna refer to them as tubes from now on.

It’s about the age of his soul.

You lot are fucking mugs

that’s honestly what head office told us, that availability was poor.

Brooklands have three separate HCB points (bakery, display near doors, at tills) and I had to work hard to get the best date on the apple ones. It should not be like this, Rich!

Those lot up there are fucking liabilities m9. Tbf, they’ll have more, you’ll just not have seen them. Always check the outposting stands, they’ll usually have the best date.

The fuck is a HCB?

What the fuck do they teach you at Oxford Brookes nowadays?

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HxB

I’m luke I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his HCB

What?

H__ C____ B___

Also, use the correct term pls, HxB