The Shit You Find On LinkedIn (rolling)

LinkedIn is fucking weird. I realised that I regularly get weird messages, unexpected contact adds and on the odd occasion where I look at the feed, a barrage of psychopaths sounding like corporate fucking robots.

Then I got this sent to me this morning.

I have no experience in this area whatsoever other than eating food everyday. I have no idea how or why this guy messaged me, but can’t imagine his criteria for ‘qualified’ is particularly high.

Use this thread to share the worst of LinkedIn.