The snack cart didn't come today (weds afternoon snack thread)

What am I meant to do, eat the banana I bought instead of a delicious snickers like an idiot?

Could just go to the canteen I guess.

What bounce u snacking hun?

Hello HR I’d like to make a formal complaint please

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You just reminded me i forgot to eat my banana before lunch

So: a banana

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Im sorry Mr Chegg, your snack trolley has to be missing for two days or more before you can make a formal complaint.

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I’m so pleased with this response I’m going to have to break character (also I ate my banana)

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Had a creme egg because they’re reduced to 25p each at Tesco and apparently I haven’t eaten enough chocolate eggs in the past 4 days.

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Just had a (double) milky way. First one in…10 years maybe?

Alarming lack of ketchup in these banana selfies

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If you crave more then yes, you clearly haven’t eaten enough

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Luckily for me, Eric Cantona has since posted up a video on Instagram that has quelled any more appetite I may have had for eggs this year.

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Thankfully I haven’t seen it (yet) more eggs for me!

Jesus I talk about eggs a lot

Bloody love a Scotch Egg for a snack tbf. We did lovely “gourmet” ones at the bar I was running last year, ate way too many of them. My waistline is better off now I can’t have them whenever I like, but my soul is not.

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Had a scallop & crayfish scotch egg recently. What a world. I am hungry. Curse you snack cart.

had a boost earlier

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They’re pretty good aren’t they?

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How is that a scotch egg?

Boiled egg. Sausage meat. Breadcrumbs. I’ll stretch to swapping the sausage meat for black pudding, because I’m generous like that, but scallop and crayfish? SCALLOP AND CRAYFISH?!?!?!