This is a light-hearted thread, OK? It is for tales of when you had the chance to do something that could have been fun but didn’t, and is absolutely not for anything deep and meaningful. Sorry.
My brother loves karaoke and at his wedding party last year he had a karaoke DJ, or what have you. People were getting into it, but it’s not my thing. I was idly looking down the list of songs you could pick and there, inexplicably nestled between the Dancing Queens, Roxannes and Sweet Carolines, was Toxicity by SOAD. I sincerely regret not having the guts to stand there and smash out “Now, what do you own the world, how do you own disorder…” to a load of bewildered wedding goers, and I will almost certainly never get the chance again. Reckon I would have nailed it too. Oh well.