So Dusty Bin awaits in round two, rather than Murray’s perennial slam bunny Sousa. This match ought to be good practice for that.
I’m enjoying Google’s list of Russian rappers. Must check out the work of Guf some time.
It’s she’s crap Honestly thought she was channeling the spirit of several outdated engineering textbooks in that match, a joyless trudge towards oblivion, just quit imo.
So much for the hoary old cliche of the groundstaff being militarily efficient. They’re making a right pig’s ear getting the covers on court 12. It looks like me trying to put a duvet in its cover.
Boris now bigging up Shapavalov’s chances about an hour after he got knocked out.
Hmm, neither Andy nor Kim look like they think this is the beginning of a triumphant fortnight.
woah, assumed Nishikori was coming in injured but he won his first round in 72 minutes also great to see Fran Schiavone handing out beatdowns at her last ever Wimbledon
Urgh Inverdale. Fuck off Inverdale.
Starting to get really sick of hearing how many tendons Kvitova damaged. Time to just fucking leave it be for a while.
Anyone have any foreign-born mates who moved here and eventually got a UK passport? I don’t have any but I’d quite like one. Is it something regular folk even do or just sportspeople?
My mate Alijaz gave it a go, but decided it wasn’t for him in the end.
It’s quite lucky that Fognini is such a massive prick, considering how much he looks like one.
He’s losing to Vesely imho
I had a squabble with an idiot on the Guardian website the other day about Medvedev’s chances against Stan. I’m starting to get excited.
Now I’m less excited.
But how anyone believes this clown can beat Murray, Nadal and Federer or Djokovic to win this is beyond me.
You read my mind. I was just coming to post that.
So we’ve got the Wawrinka Medvedev match and Vika’s just on court, but the Beeb show the borefest of Bedene Karlovic, followed by Hev Watson getting a tennis lesson.
Totally, why the fuck does this cunt still get employed?!
WOAH point of the day right there!
