#257

Can I shock you? I think the CGI’s fine. More important point is that the whole thing is hateful.

#258

Our dog is a cockapoo, and she LOVES schnauzers so much. There’s a bunch around our way and whenever we see them in the park she goes crazy. Probably second only in terms of high-energy play fun for her behind other cockapoos and spaniels of all kinds.

#259

Any musical trailer where they don’t actually feature any of the songs is deeply suspect.

#260

Definitely seeing this

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#261

Splat. Love how all those cherripicked influencers were gushing about this clear turd on twitter

#262

Give this man the ten thousand dollars

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#263

Lindsay Ellis wrote a good thread about it

Tbh the 1* reviews and responses like this mean I’m far more likely to go and see it than if it had come out with mediocre reviews

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#264

Everyone is getting played for a fool by big cat

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#265

Agreed to see it with a pal when I get to Sydney which means I have to wait until 2 January. Livid with myself.

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#266

Setting yourself up for a fall there, seeing the best film of the year on the second day of the year.

#267

:rofl:

Love p-brads

#268

Good thread here

‘Cats are not dogs’ - profound!

#269

theres no way im reading that. i want to read about how its really weird and bad and inexplicably horny for cats, i dont want to read it in rhyme

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#270

Happy to oblige, not sure there’s anything else I want to talk about tbh

#271

Cats is a musical from the 80s.

I know because I saw it in the 80s (1986 in fact). Don’t recall much about it except the stage revolved at the start of the show for reasons that were never clear. I mean at least in the utterly shit Les Miserables it revolved to allow the actors to do a “walk and talk” but here it just moved at the start. Weird.

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#272

man ive got to see this horrible horny film

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#273

Imagine if this is a massive smash hit.

Imagine if it makes the studio a ton of money.

Imagine if in a year or two a cigar chomping studio exec demands a sequel and is told that he didn’t write any more cats stuff. “well what the hell else did this hack write then?” the exec splutters, almost dropping his cigar.

Imagine winter 2022, James Corden and Taylor Swift star in “The Waste Land”

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#274

Starlight Express with horny trains

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#276

I guess “Dogs” would be the logical sequel? Just the same plot but with dogs.

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#277

did you see jason derulo was complaining that they CGI’d his cock to make it less distracting

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