The UK's absolute shittest tourist attraction

  • Blackpool Tower
  • Madame Tussauds

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london

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It has craven cottage so it has some worth

Famously named after Beverley

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You’re thinking of knightsbridge

It’s Blackpool Tower, YSCs. Firstly, it’s in Blackpool, aka the actual worst place on earth. Secondly, it’s not even a fucking tower.

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Ah, famously named after Zac and Michael

The Queen

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It’s not a tower, it’s constantly covered in scaffolding, there’s fuck all in it, and at the top you have to look at Blackpool. The absolute worst

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Also the most proto-Brexit thing in existence. Trying to stick two fingers up at the French and ending up with an infinitely shitter version of the thing we were jealous of. Excruciatingly embarrassing.

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Edinburgh Castle must have the worst cost-to-experience ratio. A small fortune and it’s just full of cluttered military bullshit displays.

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Famously named after her favourite band

As a small child I used to be able to see Blackpool Tower from my bedroom window, far off in the distance on the horizon

Madame Tussauds can do one

Dover’s white cliffs. On a bad day you can see France.

I feel this poll is going to be heavily skewed by half the boards never having been north of Watford.

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this is all true and yet, madame tussauds is still somehow infinitely worse

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Trigger warning for nosebleeds please

It was Dickens World in Chatham (now sadly closed)