The UK's absolute shittest tourist attraction


#1
  • Blackpool Tower
  • Madame Tussauds

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#2

london


#3

It has craven cottage so it has some worth


#4

FTFY


#5

Famously named after Beverley


#6


#7

You’re thinking of knightsbridge


#8

It’s Blackpool Tower, YSCs. Firstly, it’s in Blackpool, aka the actual worst place on earth. Secondly, it’s not even a fucking tower.


#9

Ah, famously named after Zac and Michael


#10

The Queen


#11

It’s not a tower, it’s constantly covered in scaffolding, there’s fuck all in it, and at the top you have to look at Blackpool. The absolute worst


#12

Also the most proto-Brexit thing in existence. Trying to stick two fingers up at the French and ending up with an infinitely shitter version of the thing we were jealous of. Excruciatingly embarrassing.


#13

Edinburgh Castle must have the worst cost-to-experience ratio. A small fortune and it’s just full of cluttered military bullshit displays.


#14


#15

Famously named after her favourite band


#16

As a small child I used to be able to see Blackpool Tower from my bedroom window, far off in the distance on the horizon

Madame Tussauds can do one


#17

Dover’s white cliffs. On a bad day you can see France.


#18

I feel this poll is going to be heavily skewed by half the boards never having been north of Watford.


#19

this is all true and yet, madame tussauds is still somehow infinitely worse


#20

Trigger warning for nosebleeds please