- Blackpool Tower
- Madame Tussauds
It has craven cottage so it has some worth
Famously named after Beverley
You’re thinking of knightsbridge
It’s Blackpool Tower, YSCs. Firstly, it’s in Blackpool, aka the actual worst place on earth. Secondly, it’s not even a fucking tower.
Ah, famously named after Zac and Michael
It’s not a tower, it’s constantly covered in scaffolding, there’s fuck all in it, and at the top you have to look at Blackpool. The absolute worst
Also the most proto-Brexit thing in existence. Trying to stick two fingers up at the French and ending up with an infinitely shitter version of the thing we were jealous of. Excruciatingly embarrassing.
Edinburgh Castle must have the worst cost-to-experience ratio. A small fortune and it’s just full of cluttered military bullshit displays.
Famously named after her favourite band
As a small child I used to be able to see Blackpool Tower from my bedroom window, far off in the distance on the horizon
Madame Tussauds can do one
Dover’s white cliffs. On a bad day you can see France.
I feel this poll is going to be heavily skewed by half the boards never having been north of Watford.
this is all true and yet, madame tussauds is still somehow infinitely worse
Trigger warning for nosebleeds please
It was Dickens World in Chatham (now sadly closed)