The Ultimate Burger Poll Thread


Too similar to the sandwich thread? Probably

Have we done this thread before? Most likely

Have I got far more important things to be doing right now? Absolutely

But never mind all that, let’s do this.


How many patties?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Don’t be silly

0 voters

  • Hamburger
  • Beefburger

0 voters


Thickness dependent obvs

  • Beef
  • Lamb
  • Chicken
  • Veggie

0 voters

  • Real cheese
  • Plastic cheese
  • Vegan cheese
  • No cheese

0 voters


An egg?

  • Sure
  • Could be persuaded
  • What do you think this is, Australia?

0 voters


Too much nonsense in burgers nowadays. Not on meat book anymore but

Onion (raw)
Sesame seed bun.

Hate all those daft ones where people shove far too much shit in and compromise the structural integrity


This is a poll thread m9




Thing is though, right, is that even the best burger in the world is only ever going to be medicore in the overall food standings.

  • Ketchup
  • Mayo
  • Burger
  • Something else…

0 voters

  • Different burgers for different needs
  • NO! I eat the same burger every time

0 voters


agree overcrowding is an issue - but to achieve true burger greatness there needs to be something extra going on


something like that

and I love a slice of pickle/ gherkin. More important than onions IMO

  • Correct opinion
  • Incorrect opinion

0 voters


Not true eps, everynow and then the stars align to create the perfect burger at the perfect moment and it’s bliss.


Did you ever go to Burger Joint when you were in Bristol? Hubba hubba.


Really want a burger now, thanks a lot leafy




Don’t get me wrong, at any given moment I’d quite happily eat a burger. Could go one right now! But they’re just… fine.