The Ultimate Burger Poll Thread

  • Keep it simple stupid
  • Give me ALL the toppings (down my chin and down my shirt)

0 voters

Think the thing I miss most about London is living 1 minute from Honest Burger

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I think my time in Bristol was so long ago that it predates the invention of the hamburger.

(no)

Yeah remembered mustard as soon as I posted

  • Pickle
  • Gherkin
  • I don’t eat them, please drop me off at the creche

0 voters

Have to go to work now, will leave you with the hot take that raw tomato has no place in a burger. Don’t @ me.

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Bread ruiner

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Burgers with too much shit in are shit.

One of my top irks actually.

3 Likes

lettuce in burger

  • lettuce have some
  • why would you do this

0 voters

Doesn’t ruin it, but it’s just pointless innit

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  • Fancy Brioche Bun
  • Just give me fucking non sweet, non buttery bread ffs

0 voters

They used to do one in Spoons that was basically a totem pole with a bit of bread at each end. You had to completely deconstruct it to eat it, made you realise exactly how mediocre all the constituent parts were.

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Jesus. Free your minds people. And yes, this is my second egg poll of the day.

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Sesame seed > plain > brioche > try hard granary/wholemeal

Vessel for burger

  • A plate
  • A wooden board
  • A scaled down model of the Epcot Centre
  • Just wrap it up in some greaseproof paper
  • Put it straight into my hands
  • A basket
  • Other

0 voters

major irk this. SAY NO TO BRIOCHE BUNS

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  • try and squeeze the whole thing in, propriety be damned
  • cut it in half

0 voters

This but replace ‘London’ with Hackney and ‘Honest Burger’ with Patty & Bun.

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Proper burger should be easy to fit in your gob. If not, it’s a silly nonsense overloaded twatburger

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Just a cheeseburger il eat it whole. Any kind of fancy pants toppings and it’s getting cut in half.

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