#41

sign of a good burger that you don’t have to cut it in half.

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#42

A big mushroom in a bun

  • A viable vegetarian option, definitely worth the same as the meat burger
  • NOT A FUCKING BURGER

0 voters

#43

Just have some eggs if you want eggs mate. (Not in a burger/not on a pizza)

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#44

Bread
1-2 patties
American cheese
Bacon
Bit o raw onion
Bit o lettuce
Ketchup

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#45

weird meat like bison, elk, kangaroo etc

  • oh yes that will be interesting
  • gimmick that will taste pish
  • no 2 meat

0 voters

#46

Names of burgers

  • Describes its contents literally
  • Alludes to its contents giving you an idea of what’s in it
  • Has some stupid name which has nothing at all to do with the burger (option for pillocks)
  • Other

0 voters

#47

B and C

#48

brioche buns for buggers and fucking chopping boards for plates are two of the worst things to happen to pub food since the chicken made a run for it out of the basket

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#49

I’d be ok with it if they charged the normal mark up and it was like half the price of the meat stuff instead of like 1 quid less.

#50

Disappointed not to have onion rings with burger

  • Disappointed
  • Just chips are fine

0 voters

#51

Ok I’m gonna open this up to the floor. Best burger you ever had?

#52

Gimmick that will taste pish, but if I’m at a beer festival and there’s an exotic meats van then I’m ordering it anyway.

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#53

Burger beverage

  • Lemonade type soft drink
  • Coke
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Liquor
  • Water
  • Other

0 voters

#54

Always order a 99p cheeseburger with a macdo because I used to be a student once/am greedy

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#55

Can’t think of a good one, maybe epimer is right.

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#56

Actually really liked the burger at Lobster and Burger that’s only on the menu for adult babies that have been dragged along but don’t like the proper food, i.e. lobster.

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#57

so when the server asks what burger you want you have to say i’ll have the burger with blue cheese, bacon, red onion and tomato please rather than just i’ll have the B&B burger or whatever the fuck

THAT’S DUMB M8s

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#58

woah now, let’s not say anything we might regret

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#59

Maccy D’s double cheeseburger at 3am after an Autechre gig.

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#60

Still remember the burger I had in Corfu in 1994. Was really hot, we were absolutely starving and pulled up at some beachside cafe. Ice cold coke swiftly followed by a cheeseburger that if I recall correctly had some kind of coleslaw in it :open_mouth:. Was over all too soon and I thought of it fondly for years after.