I got mozzered on the ankle the other night. The next day I went for a shit and as I stood up (yeah) to wipe my arse I saw it on the wall. I managed to squash it with some bog paper which I then folded over to wipe my ring.
What a vivid thread
I’m thinking of taking a screenshot of this and putting in the Terrible Things Posted on Social Media thread.
I would be honoured
you put the insect up your arse?
Sort of I guess? I mean it was encased in minimum six ply.
Did you get your ring dirty whilst wiping? Are you using cheap toilet paper?
Feel like I missed the but where the ring became involved
Well, I knew he’d gone all UKIP, but that is quite an extreme reaction.
It’d need an accompanying photograph to be bad enough, I think.
You use three sheets per wipe, or you use the Queen’s toilet paper?
squares per wipe (ave)
Just wedge a roll up there
Who was it in here who used to wad/scruch up the loo roll rather than fold and wipe?
That’s a weird way of doing it.
Yeah, I use three sheets, pal.
Ring is the entrance to the colon
three sheets to the ring
Ring cycle. Some sort of bike/anus crossover post?