#31

Very deep, maaaaaaan!

#32

#Cycle Wanker!

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#33

Good work not drowning :slightly_smiling_face:

#34

money would have been the last thing on my mind at a time like that

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#35

Shy Tories everywhere!

#36

what happened to the other guy?

#37

Made a full recovery … here he is in fact

#38

Much the same thing happened to my colleague about three years ago, except the part about getting out on the wrong side. So, on balance, yours is funnier.

#39

were you all, ‘play it cool son, nice and cool, y’know what I mean’…

…falls into canal

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#40

*swimming thread

#41

You must have got a helluva fright and I’m glad you’re ok but that aside that’s funny as fuck :joy::joy::joy:

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#42

someone I know at work put her (work) laptop in her bag and went into the ladies. Plonked her bag down on the side of the big sink area and headed to a cubicle

when she cam out her bag had fallen into the sink, triggering the motion sensing tap. Her bag (and laptop) were now full of water

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#43

He’s now the transport secretary

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#44

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#45

Eek :scream:

#47

i balanced my laptop on the bathroom sink while i was having a bath a few weeks back (i watch watching some netflix shite you perverts!!) and when i got out i realised the tap had been leaking onto it. it was fine until i tipped the laptop up on one side and all the water trickled in through the keys. DERP. so left it on the radiator overnight and it seemed fine the next day.

and now, the punchline!! later that day i smashed the screen.

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#48

why aren’t waterproof floating laptops a thing yet?

#49

I poured nail polish remover on my keyboard once. It went a bit bonkers, when you typed, instead of letters there were these satanic like symbols. Weirdy. It dried and was fine.

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#50

or was it…?

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#51

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