The useless things that humanity has created

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#1

I was stood in tk maxx a while back, queuing for my turn at the tills. Hung up along the wall next to me was a load of miscellaneous and useless items, like a model engine that you could build at home and a suit made of bubble wrap (possibly there is a use for this but I don’t know).


#2

Football Manager 2017


#3

What’s your fucking beef mate?


#4

it’s not 2017 yet


#5

This is legit the reason for me momentarily thinking the new Red Dead was coming out this year yesterday…


#6

spiralizer


#7

Computer games are for adult babies, aren’t they. All games, in fact.


#8

Why do you hate vegetarians?


#9

Nutribullet. The mortar and pestle has worked fine for (I assume) millennia.


#10

Traffic lights
Just denial of the enormous articulation of murderous chaos in the universe, aren’t they?!


#11

NO!!!


#12

Yeah I believe bronze age man was knocking out some wild smoothies.


#13

You must be fearsomely strong.


#14

mate i’ve been a vegetarian since i was 19!! here just take a look at my books!!


#15

I’m not, I’m just incredibly patient and have a lot of free time.


#16

19! That’s 12 years too late!

Lovely handwriting though.


#17

How many hours does it take you to grind a single apple into pulp with a pestle and mortar?


#18

Mobile phone screens that curve round the edges


#19

I’ll let you know when I’m finished.


#20

JULIENNE PEELER

• takes up less space
• £30 cheaper
• surprisingly less effort also (if you get a nice sharp one)