the weird and wonderful world of takeaway menus

I don’t know why we didn’t, like, check what it said on the box. We used to get pizza from there all the time. I think we probably only had the argument when deciding where to get takeaway from, and had forgotten about it by the time we got there.

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You ever have one of those ice cream desserts from a takeaway that’s like a clown’s face or something?

  • Yes, I would describe my childhood as “happy”
  • No and I still resent my parents for it

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My hometown has a takeaway that does a few things but specialises in pizza.

It’s called Amigos, of course.

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I have ordered from the European section but not an omelette

Plain omelette, or cheese and onion?

Genuinely a sausage supper I think

Can’t remember but I’m sure it was great

they’re a breakfast/brunch place as well aren’t they?

don’t think they fit the bill (good place though)

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Thats got to be a joke… right :nauseated_face:

There’s one in Manchester called Peter Pan’s Fried Chicken

That first menu has put me off my tea

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Places shouldn’t do more than one type of food.

Unless it’s Japanese/Peruvian

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I bloody love takeaway menus and the mad stuff they have on them. When I lived in London we got so many through the door that I tried starting a Twitter account dedicated to weird shit on takeaway menus, it didn’t take off, who can say why.

My favourite was this pizza place in West Norwood that made a big point of telling you how it was run by a former Pizza Hut employee so they knew everything about pizza. The menu had all the usual stuff on, but then there was a disclaimer warning customers that because they used frozen fish, all their seafood pizzas were ‘a bit soggy’. Then at the end of the menu they had a section for caramel pizzas, ie pizzas with caramel sauce instead of tomato sauce. They still had mozzarella and other savoury toppings on, it sounded absolutely rank, I loved it. Hope they’re still going.

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Anyone had French tacos?

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@plasticniki

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There’s also a place in Leeds that do them

Completely standard Chinese takeaway menu here

There was a Japanese crepe place in New York that I wish I’d gone to. Look at this piece of shit website;

http://t-swirlcrepe.com/menu/

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so good and so bad

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