🍫 The World Cup of Chocolate

Hello and welcome to the first of several (read: millions) poll threads.

I am going through the World Cups in Twitter centrist Richard Osman’s ‘World Cup of Everything’ book. He’s already done it for the scum on Twitter but now lets find out what DiS thinks.

  1. The pairings, selections are match-ups are all taken directly from the book. This is final. No arguments if your favourite isn’t included, take it up with Osman, not me.
  2. The final pairing in each bracket is left blank in the book. I’ll be making the selections for this match-up. If you have any problems with this, tough. My thread, my rules.
  3. We will try to have a nice time.

So first up is chocolate. BUT WHICH IS BEST?

1

  • Minstrels
  • Twix

0 voters

2

  • Dairy Milk
  • Bounty

0 voters

3

  • Smarties
  • Fruit & Nut

0 voters

4

  • Crunchie
  • Lion

0 voters

5

  • Kit Kat Chunky
  • Freddo

0 voters

6

  • Toffee Crisp
  • Milky Way

0 voters

7

  • Starbar
  • Snickers

0 voters

8

  • Kitkat
  • M&Ms

0 voters

9

  • Wispa
  • Toblerone

0 voters

10

  • Creme Egg
  • Double Decker

0 voters

11

  • Flake
  • Mars

0 voters

12

  • Yorkie
  • Malteasers

0 voters

13

  • Fry’s Turkish Delight
  • Rolos

0 voters

14

  • Twirl
  • Caramel

0 voters

15

  • Galaxy
  • Aero

0 voters

16

  • Kinder Bueno
  • Terry’s Chocolate Orange

0 voters

alright Steve “Lamo” Lamacq

suck it @Epimer

Toblerone vs Wispa is an absolute fucking dickhead of a first round tie you complete bastard

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taps the sign

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Richard Osman is such a piece of shit

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I agree, but what can you do?

You can’t do anything can you, your hands are tied mate.

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Why are the polls not public, I need to see who are the wrong ones

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LOOK, THE POLLS WERE BEING PROBLEMATIC OKAY

struggled with Toblerone vs Wispa and Caramel vs Twirl - the rest were all easy choices to make

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they will be public in the next round I’m so sorry

Meh. Neither of those would go far if only my votes counted

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Your face is problematic

not really, you have a nice face

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To all the maniacs voting for Smarties instead of Fruit & Nut: this is probably the most wrong you’ve ever been about anything. Please reconsider before it’s too late.

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thankfully they don’t

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Lookin forward to seeing how this matches up with channel 5’s Britain’s Favourite Chocolate Bar poll

i don’t care for raisins

easiest decision of the round

I’m not eating fruit if I want chocolate

the polls were supposed to close at 2pm but I fucked that up too so I’ll just move onto the next round then

I’m so sorry everyone