🍫 The World Cup of Chocolate

Mindt

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Oh right, yeah

works okay, not as good as a penguin though

Fingers work best.

you’re a class act dingers

this is my day today

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This seems like a good time to once again go on about how I used to get a Penguin in my lunchbox and then smash the fuck out of it on a desk so I could pour the crumbs into my mouth like it was a drink.

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Nominate this when you get a minute please @AQOS

I used to also do this.

Think in four years time we need a more thorough competition with 64 or 128 competitors.

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imagining you doing this, standing up, screaming, then going at it hammer and tongs with your toy dinosaur

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We’re both too classy for this website

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Did you really! Wowzers!

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I did, but then look at how I eat Pringles, I can’t be trusted with anything.

Nah, I’d do it silently whilst maintaining eye contact with a non-friend member of whatever class I was in

Why can’t penguins fly?

Because they are chocolate biscuits

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How have I missed almost this entire thread ffs

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I’d rather have a scotch egg over any given chocolate in, I’d say, 95% of situations

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Welcome to me fifty posts ago I was so confused

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you haven’t missed much

Why are penguins so good on the internet?

Because they have web feet

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