🍫 The World Cup of Chocolate

[SenorDingDong]

Mindt

[anon5266188]

Oh right, yeah

[AQOS]

works okay, not as good as a penguin though

[anon19035908]

Fingers work best.

[Tuna]

you’re a class act dingers

this is my day today

[anon5266188]

This seems like a good time to once again go on about how I used to get a Penguin in my lunchbox and then smash the fuck out of it on a desk so I could pour the crumbs into my mouth like it was a drink.

[anon19035908]

Nominate this when you get a minute please @AQOS

[anon19035908]

I used to also do this.

[zorb]

Think in four years time we need a more thorough competition with 64 or 128 competitors.

[AQOS]

imagining you doing this, standing up, screaming, then going at it hammer and tongs with your toy dinosaur

[anon75298087]

We’re both too classy for this website

[anon5266188]

Did you really! Wowzers!

[anon19035908]

I did, but then look at how I eat Pringles, I can’t be trusted with anything.

[anon5266188]

Nah, I’d do it silently whilst maintaining eye contact with a non-friend member of whatever class I was in

[SenorDingDong]

Why can’t penguins fly?

Because they are chocolate biscuits

[anon3515918]

How have I missed almost this entire thread ffs

[Tuna]

I’d rather have a scotch egg over any given chocolate in, I’d say, 95% of situations

[tilty]

Welcome to me fifty posts ago I was so confused

[AQOS]

you haven’t missed much

[SenorDingDong]

Why are penguins so good on the internet?

Because they have web feet