Oh right, yeah
works okay, not as good as a penguin though
Fingers work best.
This seems like a good time to once again go on about how I used to get a Penguin in my lunchbox and then smash the fuck out of it on a desk so I could pour the crumbs into my mouth like it was a drink.
Nominate this when you get a minute please @AQOS
I used to also do this.
Think in four years time we need a more thorough competition with 64 or 128 competitors.
imagining you doing this, standing up, screaming, then going at it hammer and tongs with your toy dinosaur
We’re both too classy for this website
Did you really! Wowzers!
I did, but then look at how I eat Pringles, I can’t be trusted with anything.
Nah, I’d do it silently whilst maintaining eye contact with a non-friend member of whatever class I was in
Why can’t penguins fly?
Because they are chocolate biscuits
How have I missed almost this entire thread ffs
I’d rather have a scotch egg over any given chocolate in, I’d say, 95% of situations
Welcome to me fifty posts ago I was so confused
you haven’t missed much
Why are penguins so good on the internet?
Because they have web feet