The Gazprom Maoam Crystal Maze World Cup of Everything 2019
Good morning and welcome to the World Cup of Everything. We have 16 fabulous competitors waiting to battle it out to be crowned ‘literally the best thing in the world’
Firstly I would like to say thank you to Richard Osman for making all of this possible. The excellent book ‘World Cup of Everything’ is available to buy now in all good book shops.
The 16 competitors will be split into four groups. We’ll vote on the groups one-by-one to allow for maximum discussion. The top two from each group will go through to the Quarter Finals this afternoon.
The group stage will begin at 10am UK time…
It has come to my attention that all competitors in the World Cup of Everything have earned their place… except one.
It is surely only fair that the Boost bar, as much as I love it, should have to beat SOMETHING to earn its place in the final 16.
So I’m playing my Joker card (my JOKEr card, if you will).
Four things. One qualifier for the final 16 of the World Cup of Everything.
- Eurovision Song Contest
- The Muppets
- Jamie Vardy
You have two hours.