The Gazprom Maoam Crystal Maze World Cup of Everything 2019
Good morning and welcome to the World Cup of Everything. We have 16 fabulous competitors waiting to battle it out to be crowned âliterally the best thing in the worldâ
Firstly I would like to say thank you to Richard Osman for making all of this possible. The excellent book âWorld Cup of Everythingâ is available to buy now in all good book shops.
The 16 competitors will be split into four groups. Weâll vote on the groups one-by-one to allow for maximum discussion. The top two from each group will go through to the Quarter Finals this afternoon.
The group stage will begin at 10am UK timeâŚ
BUT FIRST
It has come to my attention that all competitors in the World Cup of Everything have earned their place⌠except one.
It is surely only fair that the Boost bar, as much as I love it, should have to beat SOMETHING to earn its place in the final 16.
So Iâm playing my Joker card (my JOKEr card, if you will).
Four things. One qualifier for the final 16 of the World Cup of Everything.
Well, if these early votes are anything to go by, The Muppets are going to DICK Boost and steal its spot in the finals.
Some top class drama to start this World Cup.
Letâs have a look at the schedule.
1000: Group A Voting
1100: Group B Voting
1200: Group C Voting
1300: Group D Voting
1400: Quarter Finals Voting
1500: Semi Finals Voting
1600: Final and 3rd Place Playoff Voting
1700: Winner crowned and @Joke gets rid of his Osman avatar
Thank you, I appreciate both the content and format of this response. Youâre a professional, and that has been evident throughout this slick and well-organised process. I just know we can move on from this. And you know the worst part?
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