🏆 The WORLD CUP of FILMS THAT DON'T EXIST 🏆 FINAL POST 214

Entertainment! Film & TV
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Hello!

A special, exceptionally niche spinoff thread for fans of the iconic “Films, songs, albums TV shows etc that don’t exist” thread:

I have trawled the thread for the most popular submissions, and using a bit of editorial judgement, whittled them down to what I feel are the 32 least existent films. I’ve kept it to just films for sake of ease but will share some non-film honourable mentions throughout.

Vote for two to go through from each group to the knockout stages, then head to head up to the final to find the winner of ‘least existent film’.

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Will it then start to exist?

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Group A:

Tomorrowland (2015)

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Burnt (2015)

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The Watch (2012)

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Due Date (2010)

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  • Tomorrowland
  • Burnt
  • The Watch
  • Due Date

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Are we voting for how good they are or how little they exist

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How little they exist, please

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You can’t do that because they don’t exist.

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Tomorrowland only just exists. Only just

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no spoilers but some of these definitely do

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Due Date was a bit in Between Two Ferns, not a film. nice try.

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Mad that I’ve seen 3 of these films that don’t exist.
2 of them at the cinema.
And 1 of them is great.

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Due Date 1000% exists cause it was the big post Hangover film and also had some weird Two and a Half Men crossover with it. Its probably awful but absolutely a real thing

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Group B:

Gemini Man (2019)

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The Current War (2019)

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Everest (2015)

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David Brent: Life on the Road (2016)

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  • Gemini Man
  • The Current War
  • Everest
  • David Brent: Life on the Road

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have never heard of these. they do not exist.

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wow, real group of death here

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Feel like the Brent one has to exist because it’s important to have the props we need to beat Gervais to death with.

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The David Brent film is one of about 10 films in the history of humanity that my dad believes exists :expressionless:

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The Brent film is the second most miserable time I’ve had in a cinema and its a disgrace to the Office name but sadly it is a thing

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The posters for Gemini Man and The Current War even look made up.

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Most film posters are!!

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God Group C is a stinker, apologies for even reminding you of these:

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