šŸ” The World Cup of Restaurants

I think people looking at people eating on their own and judging them for being on their phone look worse imho

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how can you tell

Thanks for your enquiry. Our records suggest that yes it is - the sauce with the chow mein would not be enough to adequately cover all the supplied carbs, thus resulting in an excess of dry, unneeded rice.

Yours, as always,
JaggyP

Iā€™m going to the osteopath now via m&s to buy some pants cos I just realised the ones Iā€™m wearing have a hole in the undercarriage

I know that game :smiley:

this is not the daily thread smee

I havent got time to work across multiple threads. Iā€™m enjoying the vibe in here so Iā€™m focusing my posting on this thread today. Take it up with Osman

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Well which was it?!

Much funnier if you didnā€™t run tbh, just slowly ambled out while making that sound continuously.

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smee do you remember that bit from your life when you agreed to let me cum up your nostrils?

Safe journey x

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Ooh Greggs vs maccies- tough draw

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And you were complaining that the Haribo discussion was too off topic

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gameā€™s gone

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This is one of my favourite phrases to say

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Wigā€™s off

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Wait, how did you do this sorcery?

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:woman_shrugging::woman_shrugging::woman_shrugging:

Someoneā€™s just walked in the office with a pair of Chelsea FC branded athletic shorts

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ā€œeat my shortsā€ I thought

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Nope, didnā€™t workšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

hang on that did work. interesting.

@anon5266188 you donā€™t need to post saying you wonā€™t nominate this for POTW, I already know