guitars:

BC Rich

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Some of those Dean ones give tastelessness a new meaning

hmmm you may be right

superheroes:

Superman (an easy one I know!)

What’s not to like about a guitar with multiple jagged edges?

Don’t worry we’ve also built it so it sounds like complete trash unless you play a very specific style of modern metal!!

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WATER: Salty water

Makes you feel sick, dries out skin and hair, tastes horrid.

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Terry’s chocolate (all varieties) is ming.

Hats: trilbies

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Covered in the US bit of the OP

Fedora?

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Though it’s a habitat for billions of fish and other creatures, whereas sparkling water is useless.

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Nah, he’s a great tennis player.

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Actually: is still mineral water even worse? At least you can make fizzy Ribena with sparkling water. Literally no point to Evian when there are perfectly good taps.

u-god, easily the weakest of the wu

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what?

Threads: Daily

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French’s mustard

Members of Steps:

Lee

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football club:

Manchester City.